Sherlock AU -  Mr and Mrs Smith

- See, we’ve been married for five years.
- Six.
- Five, six years.

(Source: adleration)


one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee)


every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

season four debrief

(Source: twerkmaid)

…Harry Potter’s best friend, Hermione. They should have been a couple, but life is full of injustices and Weasleys.

John Green (via wanderingdowntherabbithole)

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings.  (via ladymargaerytyrell)

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Requested by arroganceanduncertainty.